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1) A friend invites you to a party! Not wanting to show up empty-handed, which of the following do you bring?:
a) A six-pack of beer.
b) A plate of delicious cold cuts.
c) An intriguing selection of ballistic missiles.
d) Close to a hundred fixed wing and rotary wing aircraft.
e) I bring the latest in surveillance technology and listen in on the party from 200km away while viewing the house on a TRS-3D/16-ES multimode acquisition 3D radar.
2) You are walking in a park and find a wallet on the ground. What do you do? I...:
a) Approach a nearby lake, submerge myself and remain perfectly still and undetected for up to 100 days.
b) DISPATCH THE PLANES!
c) Check the wallet for money.
d) Take the wallet to a police station.
e) Approach it and lay a couple of mines.
3) What do you consider your greatest asset?:
a) My looks.
b) My ability to make almost no noise.
c) My ability to move using only jets of water.
d) My positive outlook.
e) DISPATCH THE PLANES. Wait, what was the question?
4) You arrive at a popular restaurant, but the maître d' tells you they're fully booked. Do you...:
a) Shrug. You didn't want to eat there anyway.
b) DISPATCH THE PLANES, erasing the restaurant from the face of the Earth with a quick tactical strike.
c) Launch an SS-N-15 Starfish cruise missile, flattening the restaurant with a 100 kiloton nuclear detonation.
d) Slip secretly into the back of the restaurant, making full use of your radar-absorbent hull, before shattering everything in the kitchen with a single round from your 57mm gun.
e) Come back another night.